I will not be

I will not be your e-mail manager
I will not be your school directory
I will not be your phone messanger
I will not be your absolutionist
I will not be your memory
I will not be your timer
I will not be your late excuse
I will not be your active listener
I will not be your forgiveness
I will not be your reader
I will not be your advisor
I will not be your kiss up
I will not be your warm fuzzy
I will not be yours
I will not be yours
I will not be yours